Alone and Horny? Masturbate!

No, its not harmful. Nor is it a sin, no matter what the dumbfucks claim. The shame and guilt attached to masturbation is what is unhealthy. We are sexual beings, and it’s worthwhile spending a little bit of time getting to know yourself sexually. Good for you and good for your partner.

So next time you need to just get down, satisfy yourself and feel free. That way you won’t be walking around town as a package of explosive hormones.