Debian needs to be stable.
Oh wait, it already is.
Debian needs a sane release policy that is dictated by “ready for release” not “rush it out”.
Oh wait, it already has.
Debian needs to be able to run on old hardware.
Oh wait, it already does.
Debian needs to have a large repository of software.
Oh wait, it already has.
Debian needs to provide sane defaults.
Oh wait, it already does.
Debian needs to include “An Anarchist FAQ” in its repositories.
Oh wait, it already does.
Debian needs to be superior to its 1001 (decimal) derivates.
Oh wait, it already is.
Debian needs to use upstart.
No, it doesn’t.
Debian needs to..
Oh wait, this is getting silly.
