Oh MRI, for me there is nobody else. (By the way, your sister, what’s her name? 1.9? She’s looking quite HOT!)
Rubinius, Rubinius, so young yet so fair. Still inexperienced, but I’ll get you there. (Hm.. why do I feel like a dirty old man all of a sudden?)
JRuby, without you the sun would not rise. I was never serious with Java, but with you it’s different, honest.
Er, XRuby, I don’t know how to say this. We’ve gone through some good times and some bad times. But I still appreciate ya.
If you think this is bad, it could be worse. I hear there is at least one or two implementations of Ruby for that cheap JVM imitation (dotcom or whatever its called). At least I’m not *that* desperate!