Keeping it Small and Simple

2008.03.14

Divine jealousy

Filed under: Humor — Tags: , , , , , , , , , — Lorenzo E. Danielsson @ 01:17

So God hates Canada and Sweden. Why is that? To anybody capable of serious thinking the answer is obvious: jealousy.

Let me just mention a few names: Wayne Gretzky, Mario Lemieux, Steve Yzerman, Bobby Orr and, of course, Gordie Howe. Lot’s of reasons to be jealous there. And there are so many more great players that could be added to that list, but I’m lazy.

I’m not sure if it’s actually God that’s jealous or just that miserable old cocksucker Fred Phelps.

Flamebait follows

Now, why on earth God would hate the U.S. is beyond me, because everybody knows that Americans can’t fucking play hockey. 😀

Space to flame back is provided below

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